I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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