Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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