Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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