why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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