Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think people are normalizing furries
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