we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Randomize
