I hope mine doesn't look like that
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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