I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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