oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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