Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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