Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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