Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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