I must be too annoying 4 u.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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