I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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