your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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