are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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