I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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