so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Randomize
