the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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