His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
