watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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