He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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