Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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