im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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