What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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