So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
