I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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