ya dads aren't the best wingmen
false alarm. still invincible.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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