if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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