plz talk dirty to me
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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