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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Redeem this text for a blowjob
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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