I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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