I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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