how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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