so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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