i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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