If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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