I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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