so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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