NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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