the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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