Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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