No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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