Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Randomize
