i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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