Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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