I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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