a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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