What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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