I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
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