did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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