when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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