i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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