There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Randomize
