I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Randomize
